AKA The Blog that Was Never Updated

mynotsowakinglife:

tyleroakley:

“8 New Punctuation Marks We Desperately Need”

This new punctuation system needs to be implemented immediately! 

kawaiipeculier:

HEY PSA IF SOMEONE HAS A BAD HABIT OF APOLOGIZING A LOT TRY AND BE PATIENT AND DONT THREATEN THEM BY SAYING YOU’LL DO [insert bad thing here] IF THEY SAY IM SORRY AGAIN WONT HELP IT’LL JUST MAKE THEM REALLY STRESSED OUT LIKE EVEN MORE THEN THEY WERE AND BASICALLY YOU ARE DOING THE OPPOSITE OF HELPING

epic-humor:

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(Source: theamericankid)

To hell with them. Nothing hurts if you don’t let it.

Ernest Hemingway (via darwink)

(Source: elliptical)

horrorshow-devotchka:

TOMMY PICKLES IS THE ORIGINAL NIGHT BLOGGER.

(Source: therealhamster)

theemayorofcantown:

[entire homestuck fandom screaming in the distance]

My screams were more akin to screeches, really. :(

berunov:

favorite John Marston quotes.

John, you’re the best.

(Source: thedoctorknows)

thegoldpiilot:

smileprettybaby:

i almost spit my beer out

heroesofhyrule:

flanoirbunny:

1986:

“oh wow look at you what a cutie I’m gonna pinch ur cheeks”

1998:

“oh HELLO when did u get so hot damn boy I mean DAMN”

2006:

“OKAY THIS ISN’T EVEN FAIR NINTENDO STOp”

2013:

“ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME MIYAMOTO?”